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Schemes for Surviving Low Cattle Prices

Schemes for Surviving Low Cattle Prices A couple years ago I purchased my first herd of cattle. The market was booming at the time, and I spent my days counting my calves, twirling my mustache with a greedy grin, and … Continue reading

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The Cow Chase

The Cow Chase A soft breeze sighed across the secluded farm. Countless birds perched in the surrounding pines raising their voices in praise of spring. Their twittering songs were so lovely and so sweet that one could almost forget that … Continue reading

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The Dickens Guide to Preparing for Show Day

Hi everyone, I hope you’re having a lovely day wherever you may be. My latest magazine article came out recently, and I’m going to share it with you today. This article isn’t one of my usual stories from my seedy … Continue reading

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The Christmas Lights Calamity

Hi everyone, I know it’s been a while since I last posted on here, but I hope you’ve been having an enchanting winter wherever you may be. The last few months have had a lot of ups and downs for … Continue reading

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The Dickens Guide to Surviving a Cow Attack

As a whole cows are pretty docile animals, but don’t let the fact that they look like brisket-filled beanbag chairs fool you. As any cattleman can attest, a small percentage of cows can be quite dangerous. Did you know that … Continue reading

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The Flowerpot Caper

Hi everyone, I hope all is well wherever you may be. You might have been wondering where I’ve been for the last few months. I sort of took an unintended break from writing when I missed the deadline for the … Continue reading

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The (Odd) Lessons I Learned Growing Up On a Farm

Hi everyone, I hope you’re having an enchanting Monday wherever you may be. If your day has been less than enchanting maybe I can at least amuse you for a little while. My latest magazine article came out recently, and … Continue reading

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