Monthly Archives: November 2013

To My Future Child:

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”—Jon Stewart   How many of you clicked on this because you thought I was going to be a father? Ha, hopefully at least a few of you quickly clicked the … Continue reading

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Five Simple Rules

“I don’t have pet peeves; I have whole kennels of irritation.”—Whoopi Goldberg Hello my dear followers, apologies for not posting last week. I have been pretty busy trying to write things I that I might actually get paid for. Sadly … Continue reading

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